
NEW TALENT SHOWCASE & COMPETITION
Show Details
- Show Type: Stand Up
- Restrictions: 18 & over
Two item minimum
ALL SALES ARE FINAL
ENJOY THE WITS END SALOON BEFORE OR AFTER THE SHOW
January 21
Buy TicketsJESSICA KIRSON
Show Details
- Show Type: Stand Up
- Restrictions: 18 & over
Two item minimum
ALL SALES ARE FINAL
ENJOY THE WITS END SALOON BEFORE OR AFTER THE SHOW
January 22 - January 23
Buy TicketsT.J. MILLER
Show Details
- Show Type: Stand Up
- Restrictions: 18 & over
Two item minimum
ALL SALES ARE FINAL
ENJOY THE WITS END SALOON BEFORE OR AFTER THE SHOW
January 28 - January 30
Buy TicketsLOCAL LADIES LAUGHS
Show Details
- Show Type: Stand Up
- Restrictions: 18 & over
Two item minimum
ALL SALES ARE FINAL
ENJOY THE WITS END SALOON BEFORE OR AFTER THE SHOW
February 11
Buy TicketsJUSTIN SCHLEGEL
Show Details
- Show Type: Stand Up
- Restrictions: 18 & over
Two item minimum
ALL SALES ARE FINAL
ENJOY THE WITS END SALOON BEFORE OR AFTER THE SHOW
February 12
Buy TicketsCOMEDY MURDER MYSTERY "Love & Marriage & Murder"
Show Details
- Show Type: Stand Up
- Restrictions: 18 & over
Two item minimum
ALL SALES ARE FINAL
ENJOY THE WITS END SALOON BEFORE OR AFTER THE SHOW
February 13
Buy TicketsTIM DILLON
Show Details
- Show Type: Stand Up
- Restrictions: 18 & over
Two item minimum
ALL SALES ARE FINAL
ENJOY THE WITS END SALOON BEFORE OR AFTER THE SHOW
February 16 - February 17
Buy TicketsEDDIE GRIFFIN
Show Details
- Show Type: Stand Up
- Restrictions: 18 & over
Two item minimum
ALL SALES ARE FINAL
ENJOY THE WITS END SALOON BEFORE OR AFTER THE SHOW
February 18 - February 20
Buy TicketsDAVE ATTELL
Show Details
- Show Type: Stand Up
- Restrictions: 18 & over
Two item minimum
ALL SALES ARE FINAL
COVID-19 Show Info
Due to capacity restrictions and recommendations by local authorities and in the interest of social distancing, we will be selling tables rather than individual tickets to our events. At this time, customers will not be sharing tables with anyone other than their party.
Each table comes with the corresponding number of tickets:
2 top = 2 tickets | 3 top = 3 tickets | 4 top = 4 tickets | 6 top = 6 tickets
Notes
Customers are expected to take necessary precautions to protect themselves and others. Per the CDC and local governments, we request all customers enter the facility wearing a face covering or mask. When customers are seated, they are permitted to remove such covering.
Employees and Customers will have their temperatures taken upon entrance to the facility. Customers and Employees with a temperature of 100 degrees or greater will not be permitted on the premises.
Management reserves the right to prevent customers from entering the facility who they deem disruptive or dangerous to other patrons.
March 05 - March 06
Buy TicketsSave Our Stages
Show Details
- Show Type: Stand Up
- Restrictions: 18 & over
Two item minimum
ALL SALES ARE FINAL
ENJOY THE WITS END SALOON BEFORE OR AFTER THE SHOW
March 11
Buy TicketsGUYS WE F****ED
Show Details
- Show Type: Stand Up
- Restrictions: 18 & over
Two item minimum
ALL SALES ARE FINAL
ENJOY THE WITS END SALOON BEFORE OR AFTER THE SHOW
March 12 - March 13
Buy TicketsRON FUNCHES
Show Details
- Show Type: Stand Up
- Restrictions: 18 & over
Two item minimum
ALL SALES ARE FINAL
ENJOY THE WITS END SALOON BEFORE OR AFTER THE SHOW
March 18 - March 20
Buy TicketsSTEVE TREVINO
Show Details
- Show Type: Stand Up
- Restrictions: 18 & over
Two item minimum
ALL SALES ARE FINAL
ENJOY THE WITS END SALOON BEFORE OR AFTER THE SHOW
March 25 - March 27
Buy TicketsDAN SODER
Show Details
- Show Type: Stand Up
- Restrictions: 18 & over
Two item minimum
ALL SALES ARE FINAL
ENJOY THE WITS END SALOON BEFORE OR AFTER THE SHOW
April 16 - April 17
Buy TicketsSTONE COLD & JACKAL SHOW 2021 TOUR
Show Details
- Show Type: Stand Up
- Restrictions: 12 & over (under 18 must be accompanied by guardian)
Two item minimum
ALL SALES ARE FINAL
ENJOY THE WITS END SALOON BEFORE OR AFTER THE SHOW
May 22
Buy TicketsCOVID-19 SAFETY PROTOCOLS
- Staff and guests will have temps checked with a contactless thermometer upon arrival. No one with a temp of 100.4 or higher will be admitted.
- Staff will wear masks at all times.
- Guests are REQUIRED to wear masks while waiting in line outside before the show and at all times while moving within the building except when seated at your assigned table.
- 6 foot social distance markers have been placed outside the club where the line forms prior to our doors opening.
- Hand sanitizer is available at the front entrance and all patrons will be asked to clean their hands thoroughly before entering the space.
- Menus are laminated and disinfected before each use
- Condiments will be given out in single use packets. Utensils and napkins will be wrapped in single use plastic. All beverages will be served in plasticware.
- Restrooms are limited to 3 PEOPLE at a time.
- Exiting the showroom will be done one table at a time and patrons will be required to remain at their table until they are given an exit pass and permission to leave.
- Showroom, bathrooms and lobby will be fully sanitized before and between ALL SHOWS.
- Seating capacity in the showroom is limited to 50 percent and all tables are a minimum of six feet apart. No more than six people will be allowed to sit at a table and all patrons seated together must be members of a household that has quarantined together.
- Staff members who have been sick, may have been exposed to positive COVID-19 individuals, or who are not feeling well will not be permitted onsite.