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ZAINAB JOHNSON
JUN 19 - JUN 21
(410) 252-2727
Magoobys Joke House
9603 Deereco Rd.
Timonium, MD 21093
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SPECIAL EVENT
June 25
JON RUDNITSKY
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Stand Up
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18 & over
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Wed Jun 25 2025, 7:30 PM
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June 26 - June 28
COREY B
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Thu, Jun 26, 2025
7:30 PM
Fri, Jun 27, 2025
7:00 PM
9:30 PM
Sat, Jun 28, 2025
7:00 PM
9:30 PM
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SPECIAL EVENT
June 29
D'LAI
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Stand Up
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Sun Jun 29 2025, 7:00 PM
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July 03
UMAR KHAN
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Thu Jul 3 2025, 7:30 PM
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July 05
COMEDY MURDER MYSTERY "The Answer is Murder 2"
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Sat Jul 5 2025, 7:00 PM
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July 09
Wyatt Feegrado and Luke Abranches w/ Special Guest Charlie Mac
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Stand Up
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18 & over
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Wed Jul 9 2025, 7:30 PM
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SPECIAL EVENT
July 10
NEW TALENT SHOWCASE & COMPETITION
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Show Type:
Stand Up
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18 & over
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Thu Jul 10 2025, 7:30 PM
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July 11 - July 12
JAMIE LISSOW
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18 & over
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Fri, Jul 11, 2025
6:15 PM
8:30 PM
Sat, Jul 12, 2025
6:15 PM
8:30 PM
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SPECIAL EVENT
July 13
An Afternoon with Clare Bowen & Jonathan Jackson: Songs & Stories from Music City
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Stand Up
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18 & over
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Sun Jul 13 2025, 3:00 PM
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July 13
T MURPH
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Sun Jul 13 2025, 7:00 PM
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July 16
COLUM TYRRELL
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Stand Up
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18 & over
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Wed Jul 16 2025, 7:30 PM
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July 18 - July 19
VINNY GUADAGNINO
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18 & over
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Fri, Jul 18, 2025
7:00 PM
9:30 PM
Sat, Jul 19, 2025
7:00 PM
9:30 PM
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SPECIAL EVENT
July 19
JEFF ALLEN
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Show Type:
Stand Up
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18 & over
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Sat Jul 19 2025, 4:00 PM
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July 20
BEN BRAINARD
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Stand Up
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18 & over
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Sun Jul 20 2025, 7:00 PM
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July 24
NEW TALENT SHOWCASE & COMPETITION
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Stand Up
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18 & over
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Thu Jul 24 2025, 7:30 PM
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July 25 - July 26
CRAIG CONANT
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18 & over
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Fri, Jul 25, 2025
7:00 PM
9:30 PM
Sat, Jul 26, 2025
7:00 PM
9:30 PM
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SPECIAL EVENT
July 27
LINENS, LAUGHS & LYRICS
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Stand Up
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Sun Jul 27 2025, 4:00 PM
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July 27
PATRICK WARBURTON
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Stand Up
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18 & over
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Sun Jul 27 2025, 7:00 PM
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July 30
THAT ONE MAILMAN
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Wed Jul 30 2025, 7:30 PM
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July 31
THE MAGIC OF ERIC EATON
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Stand Up
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Thu Jul 31 2025, 7:00 PM
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August 01 - August 02
JIM NORTON "Now You Know"
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18 & over
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Fri, Aug 1, 2025
7:00 PM
9:30 PM
Sat, Aug 2, 2025
7:00 PM
9:30 PM
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SPECIAL EVENT
August 02
JUST JOKES ENTERTAINMENT CELEBRATES 20 YEARS!
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Stand Up
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18 & over
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Sat Aug 2 2025, 4:00 PM
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SPECIAL EVENT
August 06
DALE ELLIOTT JR.
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Show Type:
Stand Up
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18 & over
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Wed Aug 6 2025, 7:30 PM
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August 07
KRISTIN KEY
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Show Type:
Stand Up
Restrictions:
18 & over
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Thu Aug 7 2025, 7:30 PM
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August 08 - August 09
LUIS J. GOMEZ
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18 & over
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Fri, Aug 8, 2025
7:00 PM
9:30 PM
Sat, Aug 9, 2025
7:00 PM
9:30 PM
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SPECIAL EVENT
August 10
TIM SHROPSHIRE
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Show Type:
Stand Up
Restrictions:
18 & over
Two item minimum per person
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Sun Aug 10 2025, 7:00 PM
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August 13
DOUG STANHOPE
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Show Type:
Stand Up
Restrictions:
18 & over
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Wed Aug 13 2025, 7:30 PM
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August 14 - August 16
ZOLTAN KASZAS
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Show Type:
Stand Up
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18 & over
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Thu, Aug 14, 2025
7:30 PM
Fri, Aug 15, 2025
7:00 PM
9:30 PM
Sat, Aug 16, 2025
7:00 PM
9:30 PM
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SPECIAL EVENT
August 22 - August 23
MARTIN AMINI
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Show Type:
Stand Up
Restrictions:
18 & over
Two item minimum per person
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Fri, Aug 22, 2025
7:00 PM
9:30 PM
Sat, Aug 23, 2025
7:00 PM
9:30 PM
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SPECIAL EVENT
August 24
JOE FENTI
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Stand Up
Restrictions:
18 & over
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Sun Aug 24 2025, 7:00 PM
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August 29 - August 30
BEN BANKAS
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Stand Up
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18 & over
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Fri, Aug 29, 2025
7:00 PM
9:30 PM
Sat, Aug 30, 2025
7:00 PM
9:30 PM
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SPECIAL EVENT
September 04 - September 06
HANS KIM
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Show Type:
Stand Up
Restrictions:
18 & over
Two item minimum per person
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Thu, Sep 4, 2025
7:30 PM
Fri, Sep 5, 2025
7:00 PM
9:30 PM
Sat, Sep 6, 2025
7:00 PM
9:30 PM
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SPECIAL EVENT
September 11
THE OFFICE TRIVIA WITH "Todd Packer"
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Show Type:
Stand Up
Restrictions:
18 & over
Two item minimum per person
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Thu Sep 11 2025, 7:30 PM
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September 12 - September 13
DAVID KOECHNER
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Stand Up
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18 & over
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Fri, Sep 12, 2025
7:00 PM
9:30 PM
Sat, Sep 13, 2025
7:00 PM
9:30 PM
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SPECIAL EVENT
September 18 - September 20
BETH STELLING
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Show Type:
Stand Up
Restrictions:
18 & over
Two item minimum per person
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Thu, Sep 18, 2025
7:30 PM
Fri, Sep 19, 2025
7:00 PM
9:30 PM
Sat, Sep 20, 2025
7:00 PM
9:30 PM
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SPECIAL EVENT
September 25
BENEDICT POLIZZI
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Show Type:
Stand Up
Restrictions:
18 & over
Two item minimum per person
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Thu Sep 25 2025, 7:30 PM
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September 26 - September 27
DAVE ATTELL
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Show Type:
Stand Up
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18 & over
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Fri, Sep 26, 2025
7:00 PM
9:30 PM
Sat, Sep 27, 2025
7:00 PM
9:30 PM
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SPECIAL EVENT
September 28
WILL BURKART
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Show Type:
Stand Up
Restrictions:
18 & over
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Sun Sep 28 2025, 7:30 PM
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SPECIAL EVENT
October 02 - October 04
RYAN LONG
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Show Type:
Stand Up
Restrictions:
18 & over
Two item minimum per person
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Thu, Oct 2, 2025
7:30 PM
Fri, Oct 3, 2025
7:00 PM
9:30 PM
Sat, Oct 4, 2025
7:00 PM
9:30 PM
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SPECIAL EVENT
October 05
KEL PEREZ
Show Details
Show Type:
Stand Up
Restrictions:
18 & over
Two item minimum per person
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Sun Oct 5 2025, 7:00 PM
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SPECIAL EVENT
October 09 - October 11
PREACHER LAWSON
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Show Type:
Stand Up
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18 & over
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Thu, Oct 9, 2025
7:30 PM
Fri, Oct 10, 2025
7:00 PM
9:30 PM
Sat, Oct 11, 2025
7:00 PM
9:30 PM
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SPECIAL EVENT
October 12
TOM ARNOLD
Show Details
Show Type:
Stand Up
Restrictions:
18 & over
Two item minimum per person
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Sun Oct 12 2025, 7:00 PM
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October 16 - October 18
TROY BOND
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Show Type:
Stand Up
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18 & over
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Thu, Oct 16, 2025
7:30 PM
Fri, Oct 17, 2025
7:00 PM
9:30 PM
Sat, Oct 18, 2025
7:00 PM
9:30 PM
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SPECIAL EVENT
October 21 - October 23
ADAM RAY
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Show Type:
Stand Up
Restrictions:
18 & over
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Tue, Oct 21, 2025
7:30 PM
Wed, Oct 22, 2025
7:30 PM
Thu, Oct 23, 2025
7:30 PM
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SPECIAL EVENT
October 24 - October 25
KEVIN NEALON
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Show Type:
Stand Up
Restrictions:
18 & over
Two item minimum per person
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Fri, Oct 24, 2025
7:00 PM
9:30 PM
Sat, Oct 25, 2025
7:00 PM
9:30 PM
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SPECIAL EVENT
October 31 - November 01
MARK NORMAND
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Show Type:
Stand Up
Restrictions:
18 & over
Two item minimum per person
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Fri, Oct 31, 2025
7:00 PM
9:30 PM
Sat, Nov 1, 2025
7:00 PM
9:30 PM
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SPECIAL EVENT
November 06
JASON SCHUSTER, PHIL MEDINA & SPECIAL GUESTS
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Show Type:
Stand Up
Restrictions:
18 & over
Two item minimum per person
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Thu Nov 6 2025, 7:30 PM
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November 07 - November 08
JIAOYING SUMMERS
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Show Type:
Stand Up
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18 & over
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Fri, Nov 7, 2025
7:00 PM
9:30 PM
Sat, Nov 8, 2025
7:00 PM
9:30 PM
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SPECIAL EVENT
November 13
CHAD DANIELS
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Show Type:
Stand Up
Restrictions:
18 & over
Two item minimum per person
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Thu Nov 13 2025, 7:30 PM
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November 14 - November 15
JOE DEROSA
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Show Type:
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18 & over
Two item minimum per person
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Fri, Nov 14, 2025
7:00 PM
9:30 PM
Sat, Nov 15, 2025
7:00 PM
9:30 PM
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SPECIAL EVENT
November 20 - November 22
SAM TALLENT
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Show Type:
Stand Up
Restrictions:
18 & over
Two item minimum per person
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Thu, Nov 20, 2025
7:30 PM
Fri, Nov 21, 2025
7:00 PM
9:30 PM
Sat, Nov 22, 2025
7:00 PM
9:30 PM
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SPECIAL EVENT
November 22
GASPARE RANDAZZO
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Show Type:
Stand Up
Restrictions:
18 & over
Two item minimum per person
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Sat Nov 22 2025, 4:30 PM
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December 04 - December 06
TONY ROCK
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Show Type:
Stand Up
Restrictions:
18 & over
Two item minimum per person
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Thu, Dec 4, 2025
7:30 PM
Fri, Dec 5, 2025
7:00 PM
9:30 PM
Sat, Dec 6, 2025
7:00 PM
9:30 PM
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SPECIAL EVENT
December 12 - December 13
ANDREW DICE CLAY
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Show Type:
Stand Up
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18 & over
Two item minimum per person
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Fri, Dec 12, 2025
7:00 PM
Sat, Dec 13, 2025
6:30 PM
9:00 PM
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SPECIAL EVENT
December 14
EMILY CATALANO
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Show Type:
Stand Up
Restrictions:
18 & over
Two item minimum per person
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Sun Dec 14 2025, 7:00 PM
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December 26 - December 27
RICH VOS
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Show Type:
Stand Up
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18 & over
Two item minimum per person
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Fri, Dec 26, 2025
7:00 PM
9:30 PM
Sat, Dec 27, 2025
7:00 PM
9:30 PM
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SPECIAL EVENT
January 15 - January 17
KAM PATTERSON
Show Details
Show Type:
Stand Up
Restrictions:
18 & over
Two item minimum per person
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WITS END SALOON
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Thu, Jan 15, 2026
7:30 PM
Fri, Jan 16, 2026
7:00 PM
9:30 PM
Sat, Jan 17, 2026
7:00 PM
9:30 PM
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